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look guys I have issues [Dec. 1st, 2005|11:56 pm]
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 70%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 66%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissistic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 62%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%
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So I've decided.... [Nov. 21st, 2005|12:26 am]
So for the past two weeks I've been working on this e-mail for Joanna about my life at Santa Cruz (sorry Joanna for ruining the surprise) and I've come to the conclusion that trying to sum up weeks of life into an e-mail is far too difficult a task to take on. So, I've resolved to actually use my livejournal to write about my daily life for anybody who's interested. This is also the point in my livejournal writing that I may have to lock people out of my journal because there are somethings I just don't feel comfortable with sharing with everybody. If you are really interested in what happens here at Krege college in UC Santa Cruz and you think you might get locked out of my journal, don't hesitate to drop me a comment explaining, in detail, why you are so interested in my life. Just kidding. I guess just let me know if you want to read it or not because I'm going to do some cleaning of the friends because I'm pretty sure there are people there that either don't use livejournal or have no interest in my livejournal. I'll try not to let anything interesting happen in my life between now and tuesday, when I'll probably be making my first real entry.




To sum up my weekend:

I ate too many pot brownies...I was high all weekend and nothing interesting happens when you are completely knocked out by weed.


Oh also, I went to the beach yesterday and I drew pictures out on my porchy decky thingy with a bunch of Kresge people today. It was fun.



I SEE JON IN 5 DAYS!!!!!!!!! KISSES!!!!! YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT: If you post comments in my livejournal like whenever I write an entry or if you're Joanna or if I post in your journal regularly, I won't delete you unless you inform me that you really really would rather not know about my life. Don't worry, I won't be offended. I don't want to know about my life sometimes either.
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2005|05:24 am]
Modern, Cool Nerd
69 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 8% Dork
For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.



Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!



Congratulations!




Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:



Buffy the Vampire Slayer




Professional Wrestling






Love & Sexuality




America/Politics




Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 85% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 80% on geekosity
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You scored higher than 3% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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ummmm... yeah, I know but I don't care [Nov. 14th, 2005|01:11 am]
PURITY: 36% sex, 35% substance, 45% moral [38% total]
Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.


This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.





Advisory:

  • Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%.
  • Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%.
  • Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company.







Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 8% on substance
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You scored higher than 5% on sex
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You scored higher than 10% on moral
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You scored higher than 5% on TOTAL
Link: The 3-Variable Purity Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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I'm kind of impressed with myself... yay Ms. Carter for teaching grammar during American History. [Nov. 13th, 2005|05:56 pm]
English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 93% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!


For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 73% on Beginner
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You scored higher than 51% on Intermediate
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You scored higher than 55% on Advanced
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You scored higher than 88% on Expert
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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Wow... Clare is quite the no-show sidekick [Oct. 26th, 2005|01:45 am]
LiveJournal Username
Type of weapon
Secret power?
The evil villian...tagiunagi
The mastermind...godanigo
Who kidnaps you...bolognabeliever
Your sidekick who should come save you is...clareybeary18
They never came,so you were saved by your secret lover...forevertofly
Who rapes you in the middle of all this...dreamer1
Your final battle was with...em_squarepants
Did you win?True
This Fun Quiz created by heather at BlogQuiz.Net
Gemini Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz



Wow... it's all so true. Karin, we may as well give up this charade... we've been outed by a lj quiz. I know we were hiding our love so well for a while but I think people started getting suspicious of what was really going on between us when we went to prom as the hottest couple on the planet. I tried to cover up our mistakes by pretending to hate you, but everybody saw through the act. So, I give up.




On a slightly different note, if anyone finds a good galinda costume (any galinda costume... school outfit, bubble gown, popular dress, one short day outfit, thank goodness outfit) or if anyone already had pieces for a good galinda costume, I will gladly come home this weekend to retrieve it soooooo keep your eyes peeled for these things if you want to see me.


If not... I will probably be going home the weekend following halloween. Cara, this means you will be giving up the boobs. I am having separation anxiety from them. Asshole. I love you!



-Drizzle
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2005|04:04 pm]
hey...guess what today is!!!!

The first person to get it righgt gets a special prize.



Edit : You guys are really bad at this game.... I'll give you a hint: underwear.
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(no subject) [Oct. 18th, 2005|01:16 am]
Oh my god this is me except for the kissing should be much higher. Take notice of the self control bar. I think most would agree it is very accurate.



How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name 
Age 
Favorite Color 
Nickname 
Sex - 90%
Romance - 71%
Self - Control - 36%
Kissing - 37%
Cuddling - 83%
Kinkiness - 99%
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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2005|12:50 am]
So wow, maybe in addition to this fun game i will actually post something for the first time in my life.

I'm having an amazing time here at Santa Cruz. I have a single - yay! It's amazing. My roomates ( as in the people in my apartment) are generally cool. Generally as in two of them are kind of lame.

I will start with Calvin. Calvin Chau is an asian boy from San Jose. For those of you who may know him although I think maybe only I really know him very well - think Stephen Seto without a sense of humor and then multiply his personality by 3,000. Calvin's catch phrase is "where's the party?" Oh, he also like to lie about his life experience, for example: Calvin told us that he really likes to do E. He then proceeded to tell us that sex is amazing while on E because this one time he did E and went to a rave and picked up these two girls and fucked them. OOOOOOOHHHHHH there are so many things wrong with that story!!! Aside from knowing he didn't have sex while on E because it is just not possible, we are all pretty positive Calvin is a virgin. Luckily for the rest of us in 812, Calvin is rarely at the apartment and if he is, he's usually locked in his room. Oh, oh oh one more thing: Calvin makes this really weird noise with his throat/nose and when Florian (his room roomate) said something to him about it (he does it in his sleep as well as when he's awake) he denied ever making such a noise in his life. Oh Calvin.

Next we have Andrea, or Andy. OH MY GOD I HATE HER!!!!!!! She's in the single right next to mine. Pretty much her boyfriend lives in there with her. All they do all day long is smoke weed in her room (which she's allowed to do I guess because it's for "medical purposes") and then let open her doors to let the smoke out and it basically all comes in my room along with whatever putrid citrus cover up spray they use. UHllg It makes me want to vomit. I can't get away from the smell either because I'm in the corner of the apartment so it all gets trapped in my corner so whenever I open the door it all comes billowing in. The girl is entirely anitsocial. The only reason she ever comes out of her room is to make food in the kitchen when she has the munchies (always) and leave her mess laying around for other people to clean. I swear the only person she's friends with here is her boyfriend. Her boyfriend by the way is not a student at UCSC. He goes to Cal and apparently it's too hard for him. I wonder why... maybe it's because he's too stoned all the time to ever do anything. Or, maybe it's because he is never at Berkeley to be learning anything or doing any work. Oh also I was thinking maybe Andy's cool but she's just shy and antisocial and has tried to talk to anybody yet. Let me tell you... I was wrong. I had a converstaion with Andy the other night and I swear I got stupider. Maybe it was because she hadn't smoked in over an hour but that girl's brain does not function. Talking to her actually made me angry. I kept trying to get out of the conversation so finally I just turned to Clare and asked her if she wanted to go play ping pong. Oh, by the way, Clare witnessed this whole conversation so she can also vouch for Andy's extreme lack of intelligence.

Other than those two, the rest are really cool so there isn't really much to say unless you want the really long cool story of Saturday night that just proves the awesomeness of my roomates. Except Becky wasn't there and Becky's really cool... she tried to make friends with a racoon one night. I was scared for her life.

Maybe I'll tell all you folks about the cool times up here at Santa Cruz. I'm also trying to find a link to the pictures of our fabulous party on Saturday. When I do... I will post it and tell you the story of the evening's magnificent events minus the massively dumb ending I gave it.


ANDY ROTHSCHILD take no offense to me bitching about the evil Andy. I love you and the only reason I call her Andy is because she goes by Andy but also because I can't pronounce her name the way she does. It's a weird mix pronounciation of An and Drea. It's too much effort to put into her name so I just call her Andy. Sorry.

Soo here's my quizy thingy now:

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
drenishasapenis goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a FREAK.... oh wait, that's not a costume.
__sixteen__ gives you 5 softly glowing cherry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
clareybeary18 gives you 11 brown root beer-flavoured gummy bats.
forevertofly tricks you! You get a wet rag.
gcnmaster tricks you! You lose 15 pieces of candy!
jojobean512 gives you 13 milky white raspberry-flavoured gumdrops.
little_luna gives you 8 light blue raspberry-flavoured wafers.
maxmaroe gives you 19 brown banana-flavoured jawbreakers.
pinking_shears gives you 16 light yellow cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.
yankeessuck8991 tricks you! You get a rock.
zoombinilover gives you 19 light blue apple-flavoured gummy worms.
drenishasapenis ends up with 76 pieces of candy, a wet rag, and a rock.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.




I hate you. And by you I mean you and you know who you are.
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2005|10:25 am]
Poooo. I didn't get in a show. What a bummer.
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(no subject) [Sep. 6th, 2005|04:54 pm]
Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
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John Cusack is my drinking buddy... hot. [Jul. 4th, 2005|01:23 pm]

The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.






Your Cancer Drinking Style

You are a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, you must guard against lushery.
You are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating yourself on VIP lists.

And, in true Hollywood style, you are never really drunk; instead, you get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated).
But most people agree: there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with you. Your sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you adore anyone who serves up vanilla vodka and soda.
Your Signature Cocktails
Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. You also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. A six-pack of Bud will also do.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Tom Cruise, Will Ferrell, Lil' Kim, Lindsey Lohan, and John Cusack.

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Wow... I told you guys I'm Canadian [Jun. 25th, 2005|08:27 pm]

Your Slanguage Profile

Canadian Slang: 75%
Prison Slang: 50%
Southern Slang: 50%
Aussie Slang: 25%
British Slang: 25%
Victorian Slang: 25%
New England Slang: 0%

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Random with a Revelation [Jun. 19th, 2005|01:33 pm]
So I've decided that since nobody has been updating much lately I would take matters in to my own hands and write a nice entry for you all. However you may not like this entry because basically I am going to ramble on about whatever I feel like and you are just going to have to deal with it.

This morning I woke up to some really loud yelling and laughing and stuff and I was all groggy and walked out to the kitchen to get something to eat and my Momma's and Frenchy's friend Pamela was here and they were talking about her ex boyfriends and girlfriends and some of her potential girlfriends and telling stories and stuff. It was all very funny. I think one of the funniest parts of that was when Frenchy said to my mom, "Baby look at your nipples."
then Pamela said, "Damn those head light are on." She then looked down at her own boobs and added, "Mine can't do that."
then Frenchy said "Dude but your wearing a bra."
and my mom said "Yeah but mine do that even through my bra. They're always like that."
and I said, "That's my fault, Sorry"

Good times on Shotwell St.


Another one of my favorite moments was when my momma and Frenchy invited me to go to the movies with them and told me that I get in free if I bring my ID because I'm under 18 and the Roxy is having their Young Loud and Proud marathon. So i asked my mom if I had to pretend to be gay to get in free because it's for young loud and proud kids and I really only fit in to two of those categories and Frenchy says, "Just tell that that you used to be a guy and that you just finished your hormone therapy." Then we got in to a long conversation about young boys getting sex changes.


I can't wait for Company to start. I like rehearsing. I always have. When I was in ballet i used to get so excited when rehearsals for our shows started. I love rehearsing. I particularily love rehearsing dance and I'm dancing a lot in this show. I think.

I have a problem though. I already have decided that I don't like one of the new company girls that I haven't even talked to but like from her myspace page and from the comments she leaves she really bugs me. Like a lot. And I'm sure she's nice but God she's annoying. Maybe I should stop spending so much time on myspace. I'm going to have to like this girl because I think I'm in a few things with her in the revue. I'm not sure I haven't looked at the sheet for a long time.

I was going to tell Clare about the girl online yesterday but she didn't respond to me. So basically she sucks.

Oh Clare I guess I'll write something about you since you kind of inspired me to write this entry:

I really like that we bitch to each other about Company. I always feel bad about complaining so much and I feel liker I should shut up sometimes because I like Company and it's fun but when I talk to you you make me feel not guilty because you bitch as much if not more than I do. It's an amazing relationship we have. And now we both bitch to each other about Santa Cruz too and we haven't even gone yet.
I also have this to say about Santa Cruz: I'm sure we'll have lots of fun even though it's not where either of us wanted to go however don't feel bad about wanting to transfer before even going because I've already been looking at different schools and their requirements for transfer student and their transfer applications.



I miss Alexa.


I miss Leci.


I can't wait to see Cara. I wish she got to be a whore in the show with me. I'm kind of upset about that. Especially because somebody obnoxious that I was talking about earlier this entry gets to be a whore.

I miss Grace.


I miss Tessa.


And where the hell is Katie Herman?



Oh and I miss Adam of course. I can't see him for like another week and a half.


My wisdom teeth are coming out on Tuesday.

ha ha they're "coming out" that was mildly funny after I read it.

OH MY GOD!!!!! I FINALLY GET IT!!!!!!! PINK IS A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!
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I think I'm going to steal everything from Sydney from now on... [Jun. 12th, 2005|08:37 am]
I'm really bored so do it so I can entertain myself.


Comment with your name
01. reply with your name and i'll write something about you.
02. i'll then tell what songs/movies remind me of you.
03. i will try to name a single word that best describes you.
04. i'll tell you the most memorable moment i've had with you.
05. then i'll tell you my silliest memory of you.
06. i will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. i'll then tell you something that i've always wondered about you.
08. put this in your journal.
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Boldiness from Syd [Jun. 10th, 2005|02:52 pm]
Bold what you've done duh.



smoked a cigarette
smoked a cigar
madeout with a girl
madeout with a boy
crashed a friend's car
stolen a car
been in love
been dumped
shoplifted
been fired
been in a fist fight
snuck out of my parent's house
had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
been arrested
made out with a stranger
gone on a blind date
lied to a friend
had a crush on a teacher
been to Europe
skipped school
slept with a co-worker
seen someone die
had a crush on one of your LJ friends
been to Canada
been to Mexico
been on a plane
thrown up in a bar
purposely set a part of myself on fire
eaten Sushi
been snowboarding
met someone in person from LJ
been moshing at a concert
been in an abusive relationship
taken painkillers
love someone or miss someone right now
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
made a snow angel
had a tea party
flown a kite
built a sand castle
gone puddle jumping
played dress up
jumped into a pile of leaves
gone sledding
cheated while playing a game
been lonely
fallen asleep at work/school
used a fake id
watched the sunset
felt an earthquake
touched a snake
slept beneath the stars
been tickled
been robbed
been misunderstood
petted a reindeer/goat
won a contest
run a red light
been suspended from school
been in a car accident
had braces
felt like an outcast
eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - please I've eaten a whole half gallon before
had deja vu
danced in the moonlight
hated the way you look
witnessed a crime
pole danced
questioned your heart
been obsessed with post-it notes
squished barefoot through the mud
been lost
been to the opposite side of the country
swam in the ocean
felt like dying
cried yourself to sleep
played cops and robbers
recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
sung karaoke
paid for a meal with only coins
done something you told yourself you wouldn't
made prank phone calls
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
caught a snowflake on your tongue
danced in the rain
written a letter to Santa Clause
been kissed under a mistletoe
watched the sun rise with someone you care about
blown bubbles
made a bonfire on the beach
crashed a party
gone rollerskating
had a wish come true
humped a monkey
worn pearls
jumped off a bridge
screamed penis in class
ate dog/cat food
told a complete stranger you loved them
kissed a mirror
sang in the shower
have a little black dress
had a dream that you married someone
glued your hand to something
got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
kissed a fish
worn the opposite sexes clothes
been a cheerleader
sat on a roof top
screamed at the top of your lungs
done a one-handed cartwheel
talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
stayed up all night
didn’t take a shower for a week
pick and ate an apple right off the tree
climbed a tree
had a tree house
are scared to watch scary movies
believe in ghosts
have more then 30 pairs of shoesmost likely lol
worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
played ding-dong-ditch
played chicken
been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - it was more like being thrown but I think that counts
been told you're hot by a complete stranger
broken a bone
been easily amused
caught a fish then ate it
made porn</b>
caught a butterfly
laughed so hard you cried
cried so hard you laughed
mooned/flashed someone
had someone moon/flash you
cheated on a test
have a Britney Spears CD I have 4
forgotten someone’s name
slept naked
French braided someone’s hair
gone skinny dipping
been threatened to be kicked out of your house
been kicked out your house
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|12:53 am]
So I just realized that it's better that I didn't do Ragtime not just for me but for other people as well. Here is the main reason why:



My changing extravaganza is far too X-rated for little Sam's eyes. That poor boy would have been scarred for life from it. I hate being responsible for the corruption of innocent young children.








Speaking of corruption of young children... I wonder when Tessa's soul mate Billy turns 13. That would make him a teen and far more acceptable for her to date. It's what, only a 5 year difference.
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAY!!!!! [May. 22nd, 2005|08:54 pm]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOooooOoOOoooooooooooooOoOooooOoOoOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooo I knew I was getting the job before but I OFFICIALLY now have the wonderful job of teaching little kids gymnastics. It's just like kindergym. It's so going to be a party.


Oh and what makes it triply exciting is that I can have the job AND do Company because I only have to work in the mornings except Monday and Sunday.
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2005|12:13 am]
I love that I got National Honors Society the first year I get an F in on class and have to strike dealsv with teachers from two of my other classes. HAH!!! I also love that I'm drunk right now.











This seems about right.

You scored as Actor. You are an actor. Good luck! Hope to see you in a big production.

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Actor

96%

Choir

88%

Dancer

83%

The Almighty Stage Manager

67%

Costume Design

67%

Lights

58%

Spot

50%

Set

42%

Ropes

38%

Pit member

29%

Sound

17%

What part of the theatre world are you?
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2005|11:05 am]
IT'S ADAM PERRY'S BIRTHDAY YAY!!!!!!!! HE'S IS OFFICIALLY LEGAL FOR THOSE OF YOU GIRLS THAT ARE ALREADY 18.








Dearest Alexa,
I am going shopping with my grandmother wednesday so I will swing by and give you money thursday. How much do you need? I forget. I love you!! People keep asking me why I wasn't in ragtime. It's weird. Like random people I didn't know knew I was in company. I miss you! See you thursday!
Love,
Drea
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